As you are by now all well aware my original intension was (and still is) to write a book about shapers. In compiling data for that book and this column I have had several ideas cross my mind for a proper title. Below is a list from a chapter called “Fun Stuff”. If you have any other suggestions please get them to me. I would hate to have missed a really good and frivolous idea.
Alternate Titles for this book
- To Shape or Not to Shape — That is the Question.
- Metal Shapers for Dummies
- Idiots Guide to Metal Shapers
- Shape Up or Ship Out
- The Shape of Things to Come
- The Shapers Bedside Reader
- Harry Potter and the Wizards Shaper
From Tabloid Headlines
- Elvis Spotted at Shaper Convention
- Nostradamus predicts Shaper 2000 years before...
- Aliens Abducted My Metal Shaper
- Women Impregnated by Alien Shape Shifter
- Secretary Confirms President Was Alone With Metal Shaper
- President Declares March as Valuing Shaper Diversity Month
- El Nino Causes Upturn in Shaper Sales
Song Hits
- No Matter What Shape Your Stomach's In
- Shaping by the Dock of the Bay
Keep sending email with questions and interesting shaper stories.
My email address is KayPatFisher@gmail.com.